it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
the elusive chimichanga beast strikes again
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
why do people make those “delete my browsing history” jokes. have you never heard of private browsing? incognito?
i use incognito all the time. in fact, i do all my browsing in incognito. watching a youtube video of cats throwing up? incognito. looking up the lyrics to the new macklemore song? incognito. watching a video of scooby doo characters getting creampied and anal thrusted? eh that can stay. im not ashamed.
what about my gay
it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room
please take it back
damNIT GAY COME BACK HERE